IT'S NOT OVER (yet)

"Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon" (apancake) 04/08/2017 at 16:22 • Filed to: Project Slow Devil, Jeep, EJS 2017

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My bird IS the word > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/08/2017 at 16:44

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I just wanted to find out what sploded. Maybe some of his head bolts let go?

Urambo Tauro > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/08/2017 at 17:12

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The clues we have so far are:

loud BANG

engine immediately cut off

no oil spill

no obvious holes in [the engine]

zero compression

Frenchlicker > Urambo Tauro 04/08/2017 at 17:38

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Large amount of people believe his head may have separated from the block.

Urambo Tauro > Frenchlicker 04/08/2017 at 17:49

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I fear something worse. Whatever it is, it sounds like it’s completely internal, and David’s use of the words “catastrophic” and “carnage” worry me.

Birddog > Urambo Tauro 04/08/2017 at 18:09

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Exactly. He’s reused stuff that most would have hauled off for scrap money. Now, I’m interested. I wonder if Jeep might step in at some point.

Urambo Tauro > Birddog 04/08/2017 at 18:23

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That would be cool. Or maybe some random Jalopnik reader in the area with spare parts...?

OH WAIT. What about FN Jeep ?

Birddog > Urambo Tauro 04/08/2017 at 18:28

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I bet a couple of phone calls could get things rolling again. It might cost a bit up front but it’s all deductable in the end.

I’m just thankful it’s not the J10.

NojustNo > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/08/2017 at 19:28

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What’s he going to do swap a lawnmower engine into it?

It may be faster that way haha

Jayvincent > Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon 04/08/2017 at 20:27

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Thanks for the timely updates and posts! This is Soap-Oppo reality internet at it’s best!

Frenchlicker > Urambo Tauro 04/08/2017 at 21:20

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I wouldn’t be surprised if it was way worse. Hope for the best prepare for the worst right?